God bless you. It’s always a joy to come into your homes and, if you’re ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. I promise you we’ll make you feel right at home. Thanks for tuning in today, and thank-you again for coming out today. I’d like to start with something funny. I heard about this minster who was walking down the street when he came upon this group of young boys that were surrounding a small dog. He asked them what they were doing. They explained they were having a contest and whoever could tell the biggest lie would get to keep the dog. The minister launched into a 10-minute sermon, starting with don’t you know that lying is a sin and ending with when I was your age I never told a lie. There was complete silence and just when he thought he had gotten through to them, and then the youngest spoke up and said, all right give him the dog.
Joel Osteen – Say So
Victoria and I want to tell you how much we love you. We’re praying for you. We believe 2014 is going to be your best year so far. It’s going to be the year you see the abundance rain. I hope you’ll get that down in your spirit. Any area of drought in your life, this is the year God wants to bring it to an end. Listen, I know that God is pleased with you right now for taking time to listen to His word, to better yourself and to learn more about him. Know that He is smiling down on you right now. He’s got great things in store.
Joel Osteen – It’s Already Yours
Well, God bless you. Always a joy to come into your homes and, if you’re ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. I promise you we’ll make you feel right at home. Thanks so much for tuning in and thank-you again for coming out today. I’d like to start with something funny and please don’t be offended, they’re just jokes. I heard about these 3 people: a Russian, an American and a Blonde. They were talking together. The Russian said proudly; we were the first ones in space. The American said well we were the first ones on the moon. The Blonde said, that’s nothing, we’re going to be the first ones on the sun. The American and the Russian laughed, and they said, what are you talking about? You can’t go to the sun. It’s too hot. You would burn up. The Blonde said no, we’re not that dumb. We’re going to go at night.
Joel Osteen – You Are Anointed
Victoria and I want to tell you how much we love you. We’re praying for you. We believe that 2014 is going to be your best year so far. It’s going to be the year you see the abundance rain. I hope you’ll get that down in your spirit. Any area of drought in your life, this is the year God wants to bring it to an end. Listen, I know that God is pleased with you right now for taking time to listen to His word, to better yourself and to learn more about him. Know that He is smiling down on you right now. He’s got great things in store.
Joel Osteen – Nothing is Wasted
Let’s give our TV audience a great big Lakewood welcome. God bless you. Always a joy to come into your homes and if you’re ever in our area,please stop by and be a part of one of our services. I promise you we’ll make you feel right at home. Thanks so much for tuning in. Thank-you so much for coming out. I’d like to start with something funny. I heard about this pastor. He was up in a pulpit preaching away one Sunday morning when he noticed a man asleep on the front row. He was offended. He started preaching louder and harder to try and wake him up, but it seemed like the louder he got, the sounder the man slept. Finally, frustrated, he stopped his whole message and said to the man sitting next to him, “Would you please wake that man up?” The man said, “Wake him up yourself. You put him to sleep.”